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coffeebiscuit, to memes in But My memory is shit.

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MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

The original coin, where you have personal debts to each other.

curiousaur, to 196 in Pizza Rule

This is why, if you order pizza, getting anything less that the absolute largest size they offer is throwing your money away. Leftover pizza is great.

Sloogs, (edited )

The math only really works for 18+ inch pizzas though. The pizza places around me don’t even offer 18 inch pizzas. 14" large or 16" XL are the highest they go. In that case at most places near me, two twelves is often cheaper per square inch and does have more area than one 14" or 16". Especially since Domino’s usually has coupons for two 12s that make it significantly cheaper than 1 L or XL.

curiousaur,

Factor in the crust ratio of those though. We’re talking 1.5 inch of crust, so 16" vs 12" is actually more like comparing 13" to 9" of pizza with cheese and topping. 132 v 64 square inches. You’re getting 70 squares inches of crust on that 16", and 49 square inches of crust on the 12 inch. So more total food on 2 12s, but a lot more crust than one 16.

Serz,
@Serz@beehaw.org avatar

Even better!

Make it extra crust with pieces of crust as a topping and it’ll be perfect.

stewie3128,

Pizza place that just opened up down the street from me only offers one size:

18 inches.

The other option is to purchase by the slice.

Patches,

Depends on the price difference.

www.omnicalculator.com/food/pizza-comparison

Domino’s is hardly considered pizza by most but it’s $7 for a 12in. A 18in is $20. That’s almost 3 pizzas. And the 12in has 2 toppings. The 18in has 0 toppings.

curiousaur,

That’s calculator doesn’t take into account the crust ratio, which is much higher for smaller pizzas too.

Tbird83ii,

Woah woah woah… We need to BTFU and reevaluate our test methodology. No one defined what “pizza” is in this case…

Are we saying the whole pie, crust and all? Or are we saying ratio of crust to filling? This equation is flawed.

Patches,

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  • affiliate,

    it is not about a difference in value, but how they harmonize together. the interior of the pizza gets its strength from the crust, and vice versa, but these elements are only truly in harmony once the pizza achieves an ideal pie/crust ratio.

    negativeyoda,

    Dominos actually got better. It’s not amazing but they took it on the chin a few years back and were like, “our pizza sucks. We need to do better” and they actually improved it quite a bit.

    stewie3128,

    I actually liked it better when it sucked more. I have no idea why. Maybe I identified it as college comfort food.

    dana,

    They also have carryout one topping 14" pizzas for $8 in my area, which is an even better deal than $7 for 12".

    Speiser0, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    At least you didn’t measure the pizzas with your feet.

    Squeak, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    But the 2 12” pizzas have more crust, so it depends what you prefer.

    I’m wholly in the pizza centre and fuck the crust camp. But for those who like the crust…

    solivine,
    @solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

    You’re meant to eat the crust, not fuck it, that might be where you’re going wrong

    Viking_Hippie,

    You’re meant to eat the crust, not fuck it

    Really? Guess now I know why everyone has been looking at me funny after the company pizza party 🤔

    stewie3128,

    Then why did they invent stuffed crust?

    solivine,
    @solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’m disgusted, have an up vote

    Bronzie,

    Shit man, I’m a crust guy but hate paying more for less…
    You sort of ruined my life now.

    Merry x-mas you bastard

    criitz,

    I mean I like crust but who’s out here looking for a higher crust ratio?

    julianwgs, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    I once taught private lessons in math on calculating the area of a circle and I wanted to show the students how much cheaper per area a larger pizza is. So we of course got the diameters of pizzas from their favorite restaurant and started calculating. Then we found out that the normal sized pizza was actually the cheapest per area. It wasn‘t quite what we expected, but a very good math lesson for the attendees nonetheless: The owner lost money, because they were bad at maths.

    volvoxvsmarla,

    Did you take into account that the crust takes away area from the “filling”? Because me and my husband also once did the math (not sure if we were frugal, bored or broke) and it all came down on whether you eat/enjoy the crust or not

    Bonehead,

    Crust is part of the pizza. That's what dipping sauces are for.

    TheRealLinga,

    What a bonehead!

    volvoxvsmarla,

    Where I live there is nothing like dipping sauces for pizza and thankfully so

    NewNewAccount,

    Why thankfully?

    risottinopazzesco,

    I’m guessing because the crust can be delicious on its own when the pizza is made by someone who knows their shit. Or, just drop a bit of olive oil on that fucker, no extra stuff needed.

    Of course it’s a matter of taste. The more dipping sauces and strong, complex flavors you use, the more you need them. There’s nothing bad about it, but it is pretty cool to be able to appreciate simple tastes, as getting those right is way harder when cooking.

    volvoxvsmarla,

    Honestly my first thought was a big fat crust being dipped in ranch and somehow this felt disgusting (but to each their own).

    NewNewAccount,

    There’s a certain type of pizza crust that is amazing with ranch. It’s kind of spongy with a bit of the pizza sauce still left.

    Is my American showing?

    volvoxvsmarla,

    Yes, it is

    key,
    @key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

    One of the most common dipping sauces is the same sauce put on the pizza, just put some aside next time you make a pizza.

    Bonehead,

    We would just ask for extra marinara sauce or donair sauce on the side before the prepackaged dipping sauces were introduced. Dipping crusts in sauce has been around for a very long time...even where you live...

    WaxedWookie,

    You didn’t consider the crust ratio, did you?

    The crust tends to be a consistent width, so it represents a greater portion of a smaller pizza, shrinking the bit most people are there for.

    …but hey, if you love the crust just as much, more power to ya!

    0x0,

    Keeping the total pizza volume fixed, many smaller pizzas also means more boxes.

    shasta,

    I love having a ton of pizza boxes because it makes me feel like a ninja turtle

    Toastypickle,

    That’s why you order thin crust and get those toppings out to the edge

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    A thin crust pizza is just a small pizza stretched out to the size of a larger pizza … it’s paying for a large pizza while asking for a small pizza.

    I tell this to my wife all the time but she still loves her thin crust pizza.

    Turun,

    It depends what you want to get for your money.

    A meal you like and enjoy eating?

    Or the maximum amount of pizza-ish mass per dollar?

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    We’re spoiled … we’ve had actual Neapolitan pizza that was baked in a traditional stone oven in Italy made with carefully prepared dough, fresh ingredients and thick heavy tasty mozzarella and a big ball of bufala campana cheese in the center … pizza so thin, light and tasty that you can eat a whole one yourself and its a proper sized meal … my wife and I both had it and that is the constant standard she is after when she orders those thin crust pizzas here in northern Ontario Canada. I keep telling her that we have to go to the city to find anything remotely like the real Italian stuff and we’ll never get it anywhere else … yet we still keep ordering thin crust pizza hoping that some day some Italian will just make us a real pizza one day and make it for us.

    So it’s no longer a cost/benefit thing … just a nostalgia about pizzas past.

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    I have an app for that, put the price and diameter of different pizzas and it says what’s the best one price wise.

    Toastypickle,

    Care to share with the class?

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
    RinseDrizzle,

    What’s the app?

    alexdoom,

    I think its the calculator app, with a bit of prompt engineering to get the needed results.

    PoolloverNathan,

    Android Studio + a bit of math?

    RinseDrizzle,

    Lol aww c’mon, I’m too hungry for pizza, don’t make me do geometry! 😅

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
    player2,

    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/3c0033bf-7d59-4411-a69a-0ffba9d1d7f5.png

    Looks fun but unfortunately I can’t install it on my updated Pixel 7 Pro with the latest Android 14, Dec 5th update. Any ideas?

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Try an older version, but i doubt that would work. Try to compile a new version with the code published, or open an issue alerting is not working on your android version.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Wolfram Alpha.

    stewie3128, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    The most worthwhile comparison is of the surface area, excluding crust. Crust quotient must be disregarded.

    shasta,

    Not if you like crust

    ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI, to 196 in Pizza Rule
    @ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de avatar

    On this episode of: The internet goes to primary school

    sunbather, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    fun fact: to find the actual diameter of the pizza that would larger by a factor of x its (D/2)*2√x

    good luck finding a place that offers irrational size pizza though

    Bougie_Birdie, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    If you let the radius be Z, then you can find the area of a pizza with a simple formula:

    Pi * Z * Z = A

    Telcontar,

    I love this

    stewie3128,

    I wish I could award you with fake Internet points.

    Kolanaki, to 196 in Pizza Rule
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    How come I am able to eat an entire 18’’ pizza to my face but get full of I try eating two 12’’ pies? 🤨

    Microplasticbrain,

    Perhaps the crust is more filling than the rest of the pizza?

    stewie3128,

    2 12" pizzas are 112.5% the surface area of as single 18" pizza.

    Prunebutt, to memes in Continuous calculation

    Did Homer just disprove Fermat’s Last Theorem? O.o

    crapwittyname,

    It looks like general relativity he’s doing there

    Windex007,

    M(Ho)=π

    (Ho)M=π

    HoM=π

    HoMEr

    Prunebutt,

    I meant line 2 (it’s actually a joke the math professors on the writing team of the Simpsons put in there: it doesn’t disprove Fermat’s Theorem, but most calculators at the time didn’t have the accuracy to cumpute that directly, which is kind of the joke)

    crapwittyname,

    Oh well spotted, you’re right. I didn’t twig at all.

    Prunebutt,

    There’s a book on the subject by Simon Singh, where he writes about all the math jokes in the Simpsons. There are a bunch. ;)

    jaybone,

    That addition of exponents looks wrong.

    WhiteRaven22,
    @WhiteRaven22@midwest.social avatar

    No, but you just discovered a hidden nerd-bait joke from the show’s creators. One of the guys working on the show created some sort of program that could generate close-but-not-quite solutions. The one shown here isn’t actually equal, but they are close enough that the difference won’t show up without a more precise calculator, since both sides are roughly 6.397665635 x 10^43^.

    3987^12^ + 4365^12^ = 63 976 656 349 698 612 616 236 230 953 154 487 896 987 106

    4472^12^ = 63 976 656 348 486 725 806 862 358 322 168 575 784 124 416

    EDIT: I should have read the other comments. Looks like I’m late to the party.

    AnarchistsForDemocracy, to 196 in Pizza Rule
    @AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

    3 small dominos have more area than 2 large, even though they are cheaper.

    Patches,

    It’s 6.99 for a 12in pizza with 2 toppings but $20 for a 18in with no toppings. I don’t even know why it’s a option.

    SternburgExport, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    What’s an inch?

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    Not enough

    SternburgExport,

    dang

    KISSmyOS,

    A measure of length equal to 1440 twips, 3 barleycorns or 1/7920th of a furlong.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    So convenient.

    5in1k,

    About the length of the last segment of your thumb.

    Basil,

    About 1/5th the size of the average American penis

    zzz,

    1in = 2.54cm

    ^beep ^boop ^I’m ^not ^a ^bot

    bort, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    yeah, but
    C_1 = pi * d = 3,14 * 18 = 56,52
    C_2 = pi * d * 2 = 3,14 * 12 * 2 = 75,36

    so the smaller ones have 50% more crust and are therefor more delicious.

    Basil,

    This is not righteous.

    xantoxis, to 196 in Pizza Rule

    ok but that picture is clearly one 18" pizza vs two 18" pizzas that have been hit by a shrink ray, meaning the two on the right have twice as much nutrition as the one on the left.

    oshitwaddup,

    Ah but it’s mini-nutrition now, so you have to shrink yourself in order for your body to be able to process it

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Your math is wrong.

    Each calorie on the shrunken pizza is only a half-calorie now.

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