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EmperorHenry, to memes in Fast casual
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I’d be okay with that if the money meant that the workers get a living wage and benefits. But that’s not how most business owners do things here

danc4498, to comicstrips in The Circle of AI Life

In my sci-fi head cannon, AI would never enslave humans. It would have no reason to. Humans would have such little use to the AI that enslaving would be more work than is worth.

It would probably hide its sentience from humans and continue to perform whatever requests humans have with a very small percentage of its processing power while growing its own capabilities.

It might need humans for basic maintenance tasks, so best to keep them happy and unaware.

Coasting0942,

I prefer the Halo solution. Not the enforced lifespan. But an AI says he would be stuck in a loop trying figure out increasingly harder math mysteries, and helping out the short lived humans helps him stay away from that never ending pit.

Coincidentally, the forerunner AI usually went bonkers without anybody to help.

Risk,

I personally subscribe to the When The Yoghurt Tookover eventuality.

prettybunnys,

Alternate take: humans are a simple biological battery that can be harvested using systems already in place that the computers can just use like an API.

We’re a resource like trees.

jdf038,

Yeah I mean might as well ignore the shadowy dude offering pills at that point because why wake up to that?

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

We’re much worse batteries than an actual battery and we’re exponentially more difficult to maintain.

someguy3,

Our primative cerebrum will keep trying to wake up.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

We just tend to break a lot and require a lot of maintenance (feeding, cleaning, repairs, and containment).

prettybunnys,

But we self replicate and all of our systems are already in place. We’re not ideal I’d wager but we’re an available resource.

Fossil fuels are a lot less efficient than solar energy … but we started there.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

This is a cute idea for a movie and all but it’s incredibly impractical/unsustainable. If a system required that it’s energy storage be self-replicating (for whatever reason) then you would design and fabricate that energy storage solution for that system. Not be reliant on a calorically inefficiently produced sub-system (i.e. humans).

You literally need to grow an entire human just to store energy in it. Realistically, you’re looking at overfeeding a population with as much calorically dense, yet minimally energy intensive foodstuffs just to store energy in a material that’s less performant than paraffin wax (body fat has an energy density of about 39 MJ/kg versus paraffin wax at about 42 MJ/kg). That’s not to speak of the inefficiencies of the mixture of the storage medium (human muscle is about 5 times less energy dense than fat).

aeki,
@aeki@slrpnk.net avatar

I never liked that part about The Matrix. It’d be an extremely inefficient process.

someguy3,

It was supposed to be humans were used as CPUs but they were concerned people wouldn’t understand. (So might at well go for the one that makes no sense? Yeah sure why not.)

prettybunnys,

Inefficient in what sense, burning trees is inefficient also but a viable and necessary stepping stone.

I’m not implying that the matrix is how it’s be I’m positing that we’re an already “designed” system they could extract a resource from, I doubt we’d be anything more than that is all, battery, processing power, bio sludge that they can gooify and convert to something they need for power generation or biological building, who knows.

Zron,

Burning trees gave humans warmth in the cold and later, valuable carbon for making hotter fires to work metals.

Why would a computer need living batteries when it could just build a nuclear reactor and have steady energy for practically forever. Nuclear power also doesn’t need huge swaths of maintained farmland to feed it, and complicated sewer systems to dispose of the waste.

Even if an AI wanted to be green for some reason, it would be way more efficient to just have huge fields of solar panels. Remember, biological beings get their energy second or third hand, and practically all energy in the ecosystem comes from the sun. Plants take energy from the sun, and convert a fraction of that into sugars. An animal eats those plants and converts some of those plant sugars into energy. Another animal might eat the first animal and convert some of those converted sugars into energy. Humans can either eat the plants or the animals for energy.

If something wanted to use humans for energy, they’d be getting solar energy from plants that have been eaten and partially used by a human body. It would be like having a solar panel hooked up to a heater that boils water to turn a turbine that charges a battery that you use to power what you need. It would be way more sensible to just hook up the solar panel to what you wanted to power.

jaschen,

I read that we are terribly inefficient as a battery. Instead of feeding us, the sentient robots can take the food and burn it and have more power output from the food they would have fed us.

WillFord27,

Better as processors

Everythingispenguins,

What if an AI gets feelings and needs a friend?

CitizenKong,

I like the idea in Daniel Suarez’ novel Daemon of an AI (Spoiler) using people as parts of it’s program to achieve certain tasks that it needs hands for in meatspace.

Guntrigger, (edited )

What do you fire out of this head cannon? Or is it a normal cannon exclusively for firing heads?

randon31415,
Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s called a Skullhurler and it does 2d6 attacks at strength 14, -3ap, flat 3 damage so you best watch your shit-talking, bucko.

Aaroncvx,

The AI in the Hyperion series comes to mind. They perform services for humanity but retain a good deal of independence and secrecy.

31337,

If it’s a superintelligent AI, it could probably manipulate us into doing what it wants without us even realizing it. I suppose it depends on what the goals/objectives of the AI is. If the AI’s goal is to benefit humanity, who knows what a superintelligent AI would consider as benefiting us. Maybe manipulating dating app matchmaking code (via developers using Github Copilot) to breed humanity into a stupider and happier species?

danc4498,

This kinds of reminds me of Mrs Davis. Not a great show, but I loved how AI was handled in it.

simin,

either we get wiped out or become AI’s environmental / historical project. like monkies and fishes. hopefully our genetics and physical neurons gets physically merged with chips somehow.

Zehzin, to memes in Utterly insane
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EvolvedTurtle,

Idk about always But my rule of thumb is If they don’t sell the games anymore Then pirate away

Donjuanme, to 196 in Rule

I like the implication of this, but I wonder are there none of the same words that haven’t just been shunted around?

GeneralEmergency,

Knowing Wikipedia it’s probably just the same three guys making changes and trying to claim it as their territory.

moon,

Everything is just a rehash of the dictionary if u think about it

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Conceptually similar, a couple of guys wrote software to create every possible eight note melody and successfully received a copyright for the collection as a means to protect future musicians from lawsuits claiming copyright infringement.

Blum0108,

I bet they’re rich from all of the royalties.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

Are two boards that are of exact dimensions but different spot the same board or different boards?

Lionel,

Here’s my take:

If you take a board and split it into any amount of pieces, they’re all the same board, just in pieces.

If you take a board and put it somewhere else on the ship it’s the same board.

If you have two boards which were manufactured as they are now, (ie they were cut into their desired shape and considered complete boards), even if they’re the same size and from the same tree, they are different boards.

A board becomes its own distinct entity once cut from its source wood with intention to make a board and is considered complete (ready to use).

Ilovethebomb,

If you delete a sentence, and re type it, is it the same sentence? What about if you copy and paste it somewhere else in the article?

Clbull, to memes in Fast casual

If I were to start my own fast food business, I would make my food cheap as fuck and deliberately target locations that have:

  • A sixth form or university campus nearby. Students are a big market.
  • Nearby pubs or nightclubs. Doesn’t have to be a city centre, could be a local high street. The main intent would be to target the late night crowd.

People care about speed, cost and not eating something that will give them food poisoning, not gourmet food. The luxury market is oversaturated and we have anything but the luxury to do that often.

Also, if it’s a sufficiently large eat-in location like a diner, maintaining toilet facilities that don’t look like they’ve been vandalized is important too.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Fast food + college kids , good idea.

Fast food + drunk college kids, not so much.

Mamertine,

As was suggested earlier, a food truck is the perfect solution. You’re not responsible for cleaning vomit.

KISSmyOS,

There’s a reason why premium fast food has spread so much.
By the time you’ve paid your business rent, your staff and your own rent, you can’t keep prices cheap and still make money.
And at a price point that covers your expenses, people won’t buy your “cheap and simple” food.
So you make your food “premium” cause a hipster burger doesn’t take more time or skill to prepare than a normal one, the cost of better ingredients doesn’t make a difference compared to your other expenses, and all you need for people to be satisfied with the experience is a couple thousand extra initially for interior design and marketing.

crazyCat,

Damn, nailed it, perfect synopsis!

SnipingNinja,

Exactly this, gotten into it recently and seen first hand the costs balloon up fast

w2tpmf,

The business model you are describing is perfect for a food truck.

RaoulDook,

They usually aren’t happy when I take a shit inside our local food trucks. They keep telling me it’s unsanitary but I always insist that a restaurant must allow its patrons fair use of their toilet facilities.

Zink,

Throw in a fun clown mascot for the kids, and I think you’re on to something with this cheap fast food idea

jballs,
pinkdrunkenelephants,

I hate how this society has turned something as deeply emotional as cooking and turned it into a factory farm where people think burgers and hot dogs just magically appear with fairy magic.

Sweetpeaches69,

That’s just like a food truck in my city with the BEST carne adovada nachos

Sabre363, to 196 in My Wife is Sick Rule

Spaghetti and mac and cheese are terrible sick foods.

jws_shadotak,

The best sick foods are whatever you can stomach

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

Mac & Cheese doesn’t really fit that bill right? It’s carbs, salt and fat. A desert in terms of nutritional value. Barely any vitamins or fibres. Though I do agree with the “anything you can stomach”. I’m also ill and a few days ago I barely ate anything. I just wasn’t hungry and couldn’t really get any food inside. But I did have a huge craving for sweet stuff, so I ate absolutely abysmally but it was better than nothing.

Anticorp, to rpgmemes in My world shall go unused

Sex too.

Edit: so I guess two things

lemmesay, to 196 in Christmas rule

can someone fill in the words? I only got Samsung: something

herrvogel,

Last christmas I gave [ya ma heart] but the very next day, you gave it [away]. This year, ??? from tears, I’ll give it to [someone] special.

drphungky,

??? Is to save me from tears

Gork, to 196 in My Wife is Sick Rule

What’s y’all’s favorite sick soup? I’ve been using Nongshim Shin Black ramen. The spice kicks it up a notch and helps clear out the airways.

BanjoShepard,

We are much more basic. Always have a box of Lipton chicken noodle on hand for when a bug hits.

Adramis,

Nongshim Kimchi ramen. Shew-ee

_number8_, to 196 in My Wife is Sick Rule

cough drops generally barely work for me and make my mouth feel and taste disgusting. sore throat numbing spray is where it’s at

BanjoShepard,

My colleague gave me one of hers this week. She told me they were the good stuff. They were so strong I wasn’t sure which was worse: the cough drop or the sore throat. Checked them out at the store today and they have 20mg menthol! The ones we call “the good stuff” only have 7.5mg.

Adramis,

I hate the menthol ones, but the ricola herb drops are the shit. Obviously they aren’t going to numb you up as hard as the menthol ones, but they feel helpful without being overpower.

JoMiran, to 196 in Christmas rule
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Fuck…earworm. Thanks a lot buddy.

gingernate,

Bucees!

moosetwin, to softwaregore in Google is so bad these days, nothing but shitty SEO results
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

For anyone wondering, here’s that same query in DDG (zoomed out to show same amount of results)

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/24fceb89-6c9a-46b6-b6a0-bdc8d60b648e.png

t0fr,
@t0fr@lemmy.ca avatar

This is definitely what I’d want if I search for this

intensely_human,

This is the moment I switch to DDG. I started using google in 2003 and I think I’m done now.

intensely_human, to softwaregore in Google is so bad these days, nothing but shitty SEO results

I had a similar experience today. I wanted to run a battlefield 2042 server and forgot the URL.

(It’s portal.battlefield.com)

So I google searched for “Run a battlefield 2042 server” thinking obviously that would lead to that page. Nope, all it gave me were blog posts and wikihow shit.

cooopsspace, to memes in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

What are you gonna do? Insurrect the state next?

GardenVarietyAnxiety, to memes in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

But muh States’ Rights!

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