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Agent641, to news in California's prized redwood forests are going extinct: 'We're losing them at a rate that is something that we can’t sustain'

Have they checked behind the couch cushions? Where did they leave them last?

topinambour_rex, to news in California's prized redwood forests are going extinct: 'We're losing them at a rate that is something that we can’t sustain'
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe if they did controlled fire like the native did, they would have less huge fire…

INeedMana,
@INeedMana@lemmy.world avatar

Now I’m curious. How did natives control fire?

DaDragon,

By doing controlled burns. You basically light an area on fire while it is safe to do so, and that burns up the dry material in that area. Ergo- less combustible material in times of drought.

Also, it helps clear old trees so that new trees can grow. (Additionally redwoods require fire to sprout, iirc)

INeedMana, (edited )
@INeedMana@lemmy.world avatar

And that stopped because we stopped doing controlled grass burns (EDIT: apparently the proper name in English is Stubble burning)? Or are these separate topics?

SARGEx117,

I remember every year, there was a farm close to where I lived that would grow cover crops for winter, and by spring they would be dried and dead, and for the better part of the week they went field by field with the fire department and about 40 people, and burned all the dead cover crops off.

I’d love it if we could do a controlled burn of the copse of trees behind my house, the underbrush is thick enough I haven’t seen a deer come or go in years, and the creeping vines are choking many of the trees out. A few are clearly dead, more are dying, and I’m pretty sure a burn that killed the brush and vines would help the trees a lot, but I’m not a controlledburnologist.

SheeEttin,

That’s called slash and burn, and it’s unsustainable.

I don’t think deer care about brush, either. I’ve seen plenty of deer trails through the brush.

Catoblepas,

Federal policy has to change first, because most of California’s forests are on federal land and subject to federal management practices.

LibertyLizard, to news in California's prized redwood forests are going extinct: 'We're losing them at a rate that is something that we can’t sustain'
@LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net avatar

As usual the editors have to slap a clickbait title on an otherwise reasonable article. The Sierra Nevada faces challenges but redwoods are not going extinct.

MrZee,

The title is the only mention of the redwoods in the entire article. OP, please don’t post clickbait.

Catoblepas,

Sequoias are redwoods.

hiddengoat, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter

Yeah, you know why?

BECAUSE MORE THAN A MILLION MOTHERFUCKERS DIED DURING THE PANDEMIC AND ALL THAT INHERITANCE WENT SOMEWHERE.

joel1974, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter

Joe did that!

Sterile_Technique, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

…and yet here we are, still shackled by shit like student loan debt, rent, utilities, and food. God forbid the check engine light comes on, or my gallbladder decides to start making stones.

“The economy” doesn’t mean shit if it doesn’t scale with the fruits of our labor. Just oligarchs getting richer while the rest of us suffer.

Is it guillotine day yet?

ApostleO,

Every day is guillotine day if you’re brave enough.

The best time to build a guillotine was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

If I ever ran for president, I’d run on the platform of building a permanent, working guillotine next to every capitol building in the US. Then I’d have a giant guillotine the size of the Statue of Liberty built of American steel, and have it sent to the people of France.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Every day is guillotine day if you’re brave enough.

I’m not though. -_-

Or at the very least, I’m fully aware that any attempt I have the means to make would be nigh-guaranteed to yield nothing, and either get me killed or imprisoned. So… daydream time is over; back to the grind.

dust_accelerator,

I don’t know man, those J6 nutters did kinda demonstrate that it’s surprisingly easy. No one expects the guillotine.

Pandemanium,

There’s got to be a better way than sinking to their level.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Resorting to violence or even a full blown coup wouldn’t come close to sinking to their level if it’s actually justified. Doing that kind of thing because your team lost a vote or because you hate non-white/non-straight/non-Christian/non-male people would be stooping to MAGA’s level. Decapitating a handful of supervillains who have their boot on humanity’s neck is a gain for everyone except our oppressors.

ApostleO,

Same, unfortunately.

Also, I’m not great at carpentry.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Then I’d have a giant guillotine the size of the Statue of Liberty built of American steel, and have it sent to the people of France.

I love the symmetry of this. I bet the French would set it up near Versailles.

theodewere, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

when good news is actually bad news, you know you are in Wonderland, Alice

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Clearly I must redouble my efforts to hurt the economy, the mortal enemy of all life everywhere.

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Time to lower my productivity again.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Hurting productivity is a CIA-recommended tool to fight fascism

SheeEttin,

openculture.com/…/simple-sabotage-field-manual.ht…

Or for a more subdued version, see “work to rule”. You do your job to the letter, and not a millimeter more. If your job is to make a part, do that and nothing else. Getting it over to packaging? That’s not my job.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

your couch is obviously slacking off

Nobody, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter

Rich people get richer. When the recession comes, they’ll buy up smaller competitors with our tax money given to them as “bailouts.” It’s all bullshit. Always has been.

Shadywack,
@Shadywack@lemmy.world avatar

One salty dumbass bootlicker must’ve downvoted.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If the lowest income is zero and the highest income goes from ten billion to a hundred billion, then the median income went up.

Also, if the GDP goes up then GDP per capita goes up, and how it’s distributed doesn’t matter.

This is the madness economists want us to believe.

aaaantoine,

That’s the mean (average), not the median (middle).

Median is the one where half the numbers are smaller and half are bigger. If only the top income changes, the median stays the same. The mean goes up.

CmdrShepard,

Not only with our tax money but they’ll also be buying everything up at a discount. Just like in 2008 when millions lost their homes, the rich fucks were able to buy them all up for pennies on the dollar in foreclosure sales instead of the market rate, sit on them for a few years, and then sell them back to us at 2-3x what they paid.

Pistcow, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter

K, why is it $9 for a box of Raisin Bran Crunch?

remotelove,

You gotta pump that economy, one box of Raisin Bran at a time! https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3110345a-61fe-4c06-9e10-cbb1bdb24dfb.jpeg

Pistcow,

I used to buy 3 boxes at a time, and now I just eat gruel.

protist,

Cereals are all high-margin foods, they charge you that because you’ll fucking pay it, you dirty little piggy. Oink oink

Anyway, switch to oatmeal, it’s cheaper and there are a million different ways to make it

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

It is also much healthier.

protist,

Yes, almost all boxed cereal is basically candy. One serving of Raisin Bran Crunch has 19g of sugar, which is the same as half a can of coke

BowtiesAreCool,

Okay but that’s the version with frosted bran flakes- it almost makes sense. The crazy thing is that regular Raisin Bran has 18g of sugar

hiddengoat,

Only nine of those grams are added sugars. The rest is mostly raisins, because people tend to forget that fruits are sugary as hell somehow.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Well, raisins are concentrated fruit.

Fester,

Most fruit is bred to be more sugary than necessary, because that’s how humans like it. They also have less fiber and protein as a result. Some zoos won’t even feed their chimps bananas anymore because they get diabetes and tooth decay from human-grade bananas.

doingthestuff,

I haven’t had cereal in like 25 years.

ohlaph,

I haven’t had breakfast in seven minutes, at least.

ImFresh3x,

Because people are willing to pay it. Because they have the money to. When the economy is “hot” prices go up.

Zorque,

They also seem to go up when the economy is "cold"... it's like the game is rigged or something.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

because that stuff is actually mostly cocaine

Nurgle, to news in U.S. economy glows red hot with a 4.9% GDP reading for the third quarter
sim642, to technology in Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a 'material adverse impact on our business'

So it has the intended effect.

intensely_human,

Man you guys love this “gloves are off” stuff don’t you?

zzzzz,

What do you mean?

cupcakezealot, to technology in Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a 'material adverse impact on our business'
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

then maybe you shouldn’t have lied to your customers about your cars

intensely_human,

If it were an established fact that they lied it’d be over

qyron, to technology in Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a 'material adverse impact on our business'

This sounds a lot like a threat.

b0rlax, to technology in Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a 'material adverse impact on our business'

If the truth about your business hurts your business, you don’t have a good business.

UnspecificGravity,

Are you seriously suggesting that a company (tesla) that does 50 billion in sales is NOT worth three times the value a company that does 250 billion (toyota)?

The Tesla valuation is such a fucking joke. They are a “bigger” company that Toyota, Honda, or Ford despite not even doing a fraction of their outright sales, and likely making less on every single one of those sales. Their only advantage is that they were making electric cars before it made economic sense to make them. Now that everyone else is jumping in they are going to die on the vine because people can get a real EV that costs half of a Tesla and actually works.

Tesla DID have a chance of leveraging their early market presence by either introducing a higher quality or cheaper vehicle that could compete with their new competitors. Their existing presence could have captured enough of the market to stand against them if they had a product that was in the same league. Instead they made the fucking Cybertruck.

b0rlax,

Right, so it’s a bad company, like I said.

UnspecificGravity,

You were today years old when you first encountered sarcasm on the internet, apparently.

b0rlax,

What’s a sarcasm?

java,

Socially acceptable way to be toxic.

abhibeckert,

Wait, what? Your comment doesn’t read like sarcasm at all.

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